(via asian)


subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via shouldnt)


hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via encourage)


shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via shouldnt)


shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via shouldnt)



Fat people have sex. Sweet, tender, luscious sex. Sweaty, feral, sheet-ripping sex. Shivery, jiggly, gasping sex. Sentimental, slow, face-cradling sex. Even as you read these words, there are fat people out there somewhere joyously getting their freak on. Not only that, but fat people are falling in love, having hook ups, being crushed-out, putting on sexy lingerie, being the objects of other people’s lust, flirting, primping before hot dates, melting a little as they read romantic notes from their sweeties, seducing and being seduced, and having shuddering, toe-curling orgasms that are as big as they are.
Hanne Blank, “Big Big Love” (via gamefacesmart)

(via prettyplussizeandproud)



sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(via encourage)


perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via prolusion)


dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via worthless-thinking)


pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

(via worthless-thinking)



funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

funthot:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

(via worthless-thinking)