50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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luvmesumsherlock:

He digs it

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

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infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

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I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “Will you Gogh to prom with me?” Yeah, I guess I’m romantic.

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